#ThoughtForTheDay "Today is a great reminder that we are all where we are today because someone helped us get there. Grateful to all of you have given me your time, advice, thoughts, ideas, wisdom & most of all, your encouragement, love & inspiration." - Author Jimmy Casas
Sports in Kansas 2020 2A Girls All-State Basketball Team Announced
Congratulations to Danielle Howard for being selected Class 2A All-State Second Team and Karleigh Schoenberger Class 2A All-State Honorable Mention.
http://kansas-sports.com/ks/news/?id=12094&t=
Put your energy and effort into what you can control. This is we practice and demonstrate resilience for our families and students!
Congratulations to Danielle Howard and Karleigh Schoenberger for being selected as Class 2A All-State Honorable Mention in the Wichita Eagle.
Congratulations to Jake Harvey for being selected as Class 2A All-State Honorable Mention in the Wichita Eagle.
7) Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because everyone is treating it like GOLD (actually the real punch line is: There were too many cracks in the way)
Hope you enjoyed these! Next week will be the first episode of Clean Joke Monday, Continuous Learning Edition!
5) I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. (think about it; ask your parents to explain if necessary:))
6) Did you hear about the guy who got fired from his bank job? A lady asked him to check her balance-so he pushed her over!(that could be a blonde joke)
2) I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I can't put it down (rim shot!)
3) Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV (rim shot again!).
4) What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant:)
I know everyone has missed Clean Joke Monday, so here it is: Clean Joke Monday, Spring Break Edition! The theme for today is Random Short jokes, not jokes about random short people, that would be mean!
1) Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap!
Congratulations to Uniontown Eagles Danielle Howard and Karleigh Schoenberger for making the lists. Go Eagles!
Sports in Kansas: 2020 Girls Basketball Stat Leaders (PPG, RPG, APG, SPG, BPG)
VIEW: https://shar.es/aH2erf
Congratulations to Uniontown Eagle Jake Harvey for making a list.
Sports in Kansas: 2020 Boys Basketball Statewide Stat Leaders (PPG, RPG, APG, SPG, BPG)
VIEW: https://shar.es/aHrVry
Thank you to our USD 235 Food Service Director Michelle and the cooking staff (Jodi, Janet, Candy, Lisa, Tami, and Charli) who’ve been making meals this week for our students. Thank you for all the work you do for our staff and students throughout the year.
Thank you our USD 235 maintenance and custodial staff (Mark, Steve, Jeff, and Trenton) who’ve been deep cleaning facilities this week. Thank you for all you do to keep our community safe and for all of the work you do for our staff and students throughout the year.
Visit our website for any resources you may be looking for regarding the Coronavirus COVID-19 at uniontown235.org/o/uniontown-us… We are also including links to all of our district communications as well.
UHS Athletes: I Like You, am disappointed that the Spring season has been Canceled. We are Uniontown Eagles ; We will Survive this. Any of you wanting to order Patches Can contact me & I will get them ordered. jmason@uniontown235.org or text 6202153113.Soar Eagles Soar
UJH/UHS Students - I have sent you a letter through your school email. Please take time to read it. I have also posted it on our school website in the News section. Take care, and I hope to see all of you soon!
Embrace what we have!
Kansas coronavirus update: Governor asks schools to close; KDHE wants travelers to quarantine at home
https://t.co/8zSNFDJafh?amp=1
Important new information on recommendations for travelers, close contacts and those being tested for COVID-19.
https://khap2.kdhe.state.ks.us/NewsRelease/PDFs/3-15-20%20Quarantine%20recommendations%20FINAL.pdf
I participated in a webinar earlier today with KDHE, KSDE, and Gov. Kelly’s Chief of Staff regarding the Coronavirus Pandemic. Board President Jason Sutterby joined me. We will continue to monitor and provide updates. We will follow all KDHE guidelines to keep our students and staff as safe as possible. - Superintendent Bret Howard
